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Post by 1dayatatime on Dec 5, 2007 20:27:04 GMT -5
There was a young man in recovery Who happened upon a discovery With his abstaining Came his attaining The things in his life that are loverly
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Post by breakingfree on Dec 5, 2007 21:19:39 GMT -5
Okay, I know I posted this on other thread, but it is a limerick.
So to my worthy opponent, The Great Ape in absentia:
There is a Monkey Man to whom I pay homage Although he is currently in bondage
He always speaks his mind Even to those who are blind
But for now he can only speak using Vonage
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Post by breakingfree on Dec 6, 2007 8:17:59 GMT -5
Okay,
Getting down the wire. This is a goody by golly!
There once was an addict who lived on Denial He loved to float down it in style Finally, one day he did say There has to be a better way I think I'll try honesty for awhile
bf
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Post by dazednconfused on Dec 6, 2007 8:30:22 GMT -5
there once was a guy breakingfree who left this board only to pee he wrote limerick and proses so others would knows how fun recovery could be
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Post by breakingfree on Dec 6, 2007 8:36:27 GMT -5
Dazed,
Whoeee! Now that's a goody!!!
BTW, I could have a bottle at my desk, so I don't have to get up.
bf
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Post by dazednconfused on Dec 6, 2007 8:39:07 GMT -5
I could have a bottle at my desk, so I don't have to get up. to quote my daughter T...M...I... man now back to our regularly scheduled recovery.....
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Post by dazednconfused on Dec 6, 2007 13:53:30 GMT -5
there once was a husband and wife but porn filled their marriage with strife they came here for peace their hard work didn't cease and now their marriage has life
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Post by dazednconfused on Dec 6, 2007 13:55:07 GMT -5
Mayberry, as fun as this has been, I think I still liked CV's "you're so vain" better ;D
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Post by breakingfree on Dec 6, 2007 22:23:31 GMT -5
As the limerick contest draws to an end Many of the rules the members did bend Thanks to member Mayberry Who gave us more fun than a good bottle of sherry Now it draws to a close and back to recovery we must wend
bf
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Post by Mayberry on Dec 7, 2007 7:47:17 GMT -5
As bf noted, this silly contest draws to an end tonight at midnight. I haven't heard from the folks I approached asking if they'd be judges, so I may be forced to pick a secret judge (not me!!!) or two. (Any secret judges volunteering? PM me.) May the final day of limericks go happily and well! PS: Dazed--where might I find the thread you referenced? Sounds intriguing!
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Post by breakingfree on Dec 7, 2007 8:14:08 GMT -5
Okay, I have stayed well within the bounds of good taste. However, the contest is drawing to a close and it is very early here on Desolation Row. I am assuming all the mods are home safely tucked in their beds, visions of sugarplums dancing in their heads.
Here goes....
'Twas a PA named Barney Doodle All day long he did pull his strudel I must no longer wank Nor even spank I fear it is turning into a wet noodle
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Post by dazednconfused on Dec 7, 2007 8:41:03 GMT -5
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Post by breakingfree on Dec 7, 2007 8:51:53 GMT -5
Dazed,
Thanks for the link. Good laugh!! It justs go to show you, we all have a little monkey in us.
Speaking of monkeys, I hope CV isn't too down in the funkies.
bf
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Post by dazednconfused on Dec 7, 2007 9:07:21 GMT -5
***hi-jack**** maybe CV has taken his mini-vacation and written us some more inspiring (even if it is laugh inspiring) prose It'ss be nice to have the big Ape back ***hijack off***** there once was a great support board where we came and had our hearts poured we make our discovery we work our recovery peace and happiness is our reward There once was an Ape named CV Who is kind, yet bold as can be chose no more banana to mash and he threw out his stash now we're glad he is here and set free ok, so it stinks....
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Post by breakingfree on Dec 7, 2007 9:51:06 GMT -5
There's a rumor the Great Ape is free Back to make a monkey of you and me CV, careful what you post Or you'll be toast And sent back to captivity
bf
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