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Post by breakingfree on Dec 3, 2007 15:22:57 GMT -5
OK,
I need to either declare a truce or reschedule the next battle. I've got to get off the PC and gets some things done.
And...... Mrs. BF was home for lunch and said,
WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING?? YOU HAVEN'T BEEN ON THE BOARD ALL MORNING MAKING UP MORE LIMERICKS HAVE YOU???
I said, no Mrs. BF. I haven't been on the board ALL morning making up limericks.
Till later,
Keep rhyming and don't forget, the monkey in me is the monkey in you (loosely adapted from Smashing Pumpkins)
bf
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Post by Curious Voyager on Dec 3, 2007 15:39:40 GMT -5
Keep rhyming and don't forget, the monkey in me is the monkey in you (loosely adapted from Smashing Pumpkins) bf I hate opera with such passion what's with the pumpkins they're smashing and forget all the monkey man bashing its porn addiction we should be trashing working recovery not slipping and crashing but rules are rules and so it should be breakingfree just hates losing to me the master of rhyme is clearly CV as anyone reading can clearly see
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Post by BlackSpiral on Dec 3, 2007 15:45:26 GMT -5
A young porn addict didn't believe That his wife would just get up and leave. One year later he met her, Said "I'm doing better!" "So'm I," she said. "I married Steve."
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Post by cammy on Dec 3, 2007 16:09:30 GMT -5
BS, I'm laughing waaaay out loud. God love the Steves.
I saw some women on the 'web, Who broke promises I thought they had said, I woke up in the 'morn, With an addiction to porn, Now I come here instead.
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Post by cammy on Dec 3, 2007 16:15:10 GMT -5
There once was a man wrote of cats, Claimed they taught him much facts, About porn and recovery, The cats brought him a summary, Of why he stopped wearing that black hat.
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Post by Curious Voyager on Dec 3, 2007 16:15:49 GMT -5
BS, I'm laughing waaaay out loud. God love the Steves. I saw some women on the 'web, Who broke promises I thought they had said, I woke up in the 'morn, With an addiction to porn, Now I come here instead. Oh so ya wanna play tough? cammy--that's a good one!
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Post by cammy on Dec 3, 2007 16:20:22 GMT -5
This from the testosterone competitive category:
BF and CV, Were rhymin a spree, Of poems that had little to proffer, Cammy wrote one, Clearly he had won, As dat boy had sommin to offer!
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Post by Curious Voyager on Dec 3, 2007 16:25:08 GMT -5
Thought porn was my friend found out that I sinned got addicted to the smut found my life in that rut began looking for a way out that's what this site is about
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Post by cammy on Dec 3, 2007 16:36:54 GMT -5
I like yer style CV. In hommage to a great recovery leader:
There once was an ape named CV, Whose voyage was troubled indeed, He showed much bravery, In facing his knavery, And gained much respect from me.
Cammy.
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Post by breakingfree on Dec 3, 2007 16:52:04 GMT -5
Just got home and sat down and found something in my pocket. It appears to be shotgun shell labeled, 12 g cammy load.
Let's put it in the old limerick12 g double barrel and pull the trigger:
There once was an addict named Cammy Who's rhymes clearly were quite hammy With his recovery I'm impressed His clearly one of the best But I'm afraid I must send him to packin to his mammy
bf
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Post by breakingfree on Dec 3, 2007 16:56:45 GMT -5
Dam*, forgot to pull the other trigger again.
Here's the other barrel:
There once was an addict from Nod Whose sexual predilection unfortunately ran to Cod His wife finally said you can have your fish If that is your secret wish I'm leaving you and your stinkin IPOD
bf
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Post by Curious Voyager on Dec 3, 2007 16:58:43 GMT -5
had we done porn once and got caught wouldn't a needed the recovery we sought our life would a been simple and easy without all that stuff that was so sleazy but no we had to take it to the extreme then our souls we had to work to redeem through recovery we found that other side where we were free, no secretes to hide
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Post by cammy on Dec 3, 2007 17:06:40 GMT -5
After smiling an amused look-at-that smile, I mustered the effort for thee:
There is an addict named BF, Whose wife was clearly upset, So he broke free, And we heard from she, One of the better days here yet.
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Post by breakingfree on Dec 3, 2007 17:14:03 GMT -5
As an addict I must declare a truce Or when my wife gets home she will cook my goose To Cammy and CV, you bring the best outta me Thanks guys, for letting me loose
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Post by cammy on Dec 3, 2007 17:15:36 GMT -5
I'll be back but for now:
There once was an addict named Cammy, Who thought he was quite the smartie, Rum in his veins, Rhymes in his brains, He left before losing his agility.
Elvis, building, whatever that dude used to say.
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