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Post by BlackSpiral on Dec 2, 2007 7:16:59 GMT -5
My apologies in advance...
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There once was a young man called Billy,
Who thought porn recovery silly.
But he soon changed his mind
When he drove himself blind
After yanking all night on his willy.
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There once was a bonnie young lass,
Whose husband thought porning's a gas.
So she dug out his stash
Stuck his porn in the trash
And a rolling pin right up his nose.
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Ahthankyao. (P.S. - I could read these to my grandmother, but I concede I may have a different grandmother than some of you.)
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Post by Mayberry on Dec 2, 2007 7:56:25 GMT -5
Welcome, "Mrs. BF", aka Peacebewithyou! I know the feeling, and was happy to see you post!  *** BlackSpiral: You got me. Coffee up the nose upon reading your second limerick. Right up there with BF's "doomed to repeat after me" OCD limerick. *** Thank you all. I'm getting some needed smiles from this silly competition... |
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Post by ulysses on Dec 2, 2007 9:44:18 GMT -5
That's beautiful, Mrs BF. I love it. It was a fitting choice for a first post. Welcome.
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Post by breakingfree on Dec 2, 2007 10:04:20 GMT -5
OY!
I woke up this morning with bits of lyrical doggerel scratched on scraps of paper, the wall, the dogs ball, the newel post in the hall,my sons bat, my special Indiana Jones hat,my hand,the poster of my favorite rock and roll band.
BlackSpiral,
It's nice to finally see some competition and fellow rhyming spirit, quite possibly as warped as me.
I wonder what particular significance can be ascribed to my SO's first post on this board as a P limerick?
I am going to let my OCD meds work their way out of my system and gear up for round two.
Bring it on!
bf
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Post by breakingfree on Dec 2, 2007 10:18:23 GMT -5
Jay was a man with a bad habit
He watched P like a multiplying rabbit.
Finally one, day.
He said, there has to a better way.
A recovery plan I must grab-bit
Mr. bf
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Post by breakingfree on Dec 2, 2007 10:38:58 GMT -5
Okay, just one more........
One day a P addict did slip
One the radar screen it appeared as a blip
He said, Oh Lord I must stop.
Please send a P cop.
I can't keep going at this clip.
bf
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Post by breakingfree on Dec 2, 2007 11:54:34 GMT -5
"Is there no one else? Is there no one else?" - Achilles The Illiad
bf
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Post by Mayberry on Dec 2, 2007 13:15:35 GMT -5
Um, BF, cap posted the first limerick, as I recall! It's the weekend, others will join in the madness. I liked that last one of yours...and I like it even better with the last line as "I must stop watching this clip!" Okay. Backing out now....very slowly....leaving the room.... |
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Post by dazednconfused on Dec 2, 2007 14:23:23 GMT -5
there once was a man from Belize
who couldn't stop looking at sleeze
before all his hopes sank
got his hand off his crank
and came here crying "Help, Please!!!"
it's a snowstorm afternoon... what can I say
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Post by breakingfree on Dec 2, 2007 18:16:04 GMT -5
Well, I have been away from the board all day. It's good to see we have some new blood, thanks Dazed.
Very true, and to where has Cap gone?
I expect to see the competition heat up tomorrow.
In the mean time.....
There once was a man who liked to p*** in his thong
While puffing and puffing his bong.
Finally one day it all got away
Causing an explosion in his d**g.
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Post by Mayberry on Dec 2, 2007 18:25:59 GMT -5
Well, BF, I suppose that *is* one way to (completely) recover from MB addiction. Your grandmother must know BlackSpiral's grandma! |
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Post by tiger1m on Dec 2, 2007 19:40:57 GMT -5
Caution
As contests go
this one is slow
but you keep it clean
or I wipe the screen
tiger
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Post by breakingfree on Dec 2, 2007 22:18:21 GMT -5
To the Mods I must say.
Don't forgot as addicts we don't know how to play.
So please don't be mean
And wipe our slates clean.
Without a consensual okay.
bf
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Post by capillarian on Dec 2, 2007 23:52:55 GMT -5
Lol @ ^.
I don't have any inspiration at the moment, but I might be in the mood to create a second entry later...
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Today's lesson: compassion
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Post by ulysses on Dec 3, 2007 6:32:34 GMT -5
I once was a man who had acted
as if nobody else was impacted
by the filth and derision
that assaulted my vision
now I see that my soul's been subtracted
For the purposes of the contest, let's say that this one is targeted at the 'awakening' phase of recovery. I was surprised when it sprang out onto the screen without any real intervention on my part...darn the subconscious mind!
U (or maybe me)
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