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Post by breakingfree on Dec 3, 2007 9:26:25 GMT -5
Ah, Brave Ulysses, a worthy opponent.
In the spirit of Ulysses helping to the defeat the Trojans not by mere force of arms, but with intelligence and guile(and to continue this contest on slightly less warped note)
Achilles responds,
I am the master of the limerick, BreakingFree. A broken man I used to be. Once I was lost I paid a dear cost But now eyes opened, I'm free
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Post by Curious Voyager on Dec 3, 2007 9:41:33 GMT -5
In the porn I lost my way then I came to NP one day I'm an addict, this I know all these years, now what's to show
no more porn and no more pain nothing to lose, everything to gain one day at time, it's good for me and is the road to my recovery
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Post by Curious Voyager on Dec 3, 2007 9:52:02 GMT -5
Was a porn monkey, this was true used to wank and porn till I was blue in the corner of my cage I hid all the secret things I did I wanted my freedom but didn't know how found this site one day and holy cow the keys to my cage were handed to me all I had to do was work recovery
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Post by beginagain on Dec 3, 2007 9:54:31 GMT -5
I have a spouse in recovery who is finally able to see me His progress is slow and maddeningly so but at least he is here willingly
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Post by Johannes on Dec 3, 2007 10:57:51 GMT -5
There was an SA who made his wife suffer. With lying he thought he could bluff her. But one day he hit rock bottom, And the porn porn police caught him. So, before it's too late, let's all recover!
Johannes
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Post by spinners on Dec 3, 2007 12:12:20 GMT -5
Porn addiction has not gotten its due from the medical science researching crew they spend funds exotic on nicotine and narcotics while we languish in an internet zoo
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Post by breakingfree on Dec 3, 2007 13:07:45 GMT -5
Haa!! I have been off the board several hours and the competition truly begins.
I knew CV had to be lurking and waiting to pounce. Some great limericks from everyone!!
Just in case you thought I was resting on my laurels:
There once was an addict so lured by P***'s song He swung through the trees like King Kong He completely went insane With P*** on the brain And is left endless banging his gong
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Post by breakingfree on Dec 3, 2007 13:12:55 GMT -5
Okay, just one more:
In the tiny town of Pilth There lived a man so addicted to filth That all day his pulled his gun Desperately searching for fun But in the end he shot himself and was kilth
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Post by Curious Voyager on Dec 3, 2007 13:25:58 GMT -5
beware the monkey stay off his back his 2X4 will give a you whack breakingfree is real cool writing is a recovery tool but Kong said it best and he pounded his chest twas not beauty killed the beast but an ugly binging porn feast now the tale of that noble ape rewritten, recovery twas his escape living free in a jungle of hopes screaming loudly "porn is for dopes"
he swings wild and free from tall tree to tall tree running from mr breakingfree and his lame but lyrical poetry
bring it on human!
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Post by breakingfree on Dec 3, 2007 14:48:39 GMT -5
Ah, I love the smell of a burning lyric in the morning......
This the sad story of Lou, Once one of the chosen few To P he became addicted And is now sorely afflicted His poor brain completely askew
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Post by breakingfree on Dec 3, 2007 14:53:46 GMT -5
Oops, sorry only fired one barrel. CV, here's the other barrel
Once there was a monkeyman Some say he hailed from Japan He gave up P just in the nick of time Too bad he can't rhyme Now the sh** hits the fan
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Post by dazednconfused on Dec 3, 2007 14:55:29 GMT -5
there once were some guys on no-porn who's limericks were making some mourn their battle of wits helped them call "quits!" and stopped them from tooting their horn
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Post by Curious Voyager on Dec 3, 2007 14:57:06 GMT -5
On a serious note. I thought the theme was recovery--not addiction. I see a bunch of addiction here but little recovery as the central theme.
mayberry, can you give us a ruling on this?
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Post by breakingfree on Dec 3, 2007 15:03:39 GMT -5
Rules? Rules? We don't need no stinkin' rules.
But, if recovery is must be, cv, please follow me:
For almost two months I have had no slips I'm so happy I'm doing backflips My name is Breakingfree CV is trying to make a monkey out of me But I've dealt with more severe hardships
Bring it on, monkeyboy!!
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Post by cammy on Dec 3, 2007 15:22:53 GMT -5
Thanks boys, appreciate the intro.
There once was a boy from Ontario, Who pursied porn with great gusto, One winter in the cold, He had nothing to hold, So came to NP as a curio.
Thank you very much. Cammy
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